Ulust.com Review: Why Ulust.com Isn’t a Top Pick for Getting Laid



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Yet another site that thinks it can pad out its pathetic numbers with fake profiles. Honestly, what's even the point? When there's not a real profile to be found anywhere, it's an exercise in frustration.

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Ulust Expert

Ulust.com is a site that made us cringe from the very beginning. If you’re a fan of fake profiles, this is definitely the site for you, because seriously–right on the front page, that’s all you’re going to get. We really, really hate that sort of thing, and it immediately deems a site like Ulust.com ‘unusable’ in our book.

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We’re not wrong, either.

When you have a site that’s just covered in fakes, there’s very little chance to ever actually make it work. This is because it drives so many real members out of the way, and makes way for nothing but scam artists. During our Ulust review, this was an increasingly large problem for us, because all we ended up being able to find were Ulust scams.

That’s not going to get you laid.

It’s astonishing that so many people try to tough out situations like that. It isn’t going to benefit you, so why would you ever want to stick around on a site that isn’t going to deliver? This kind of mystery is why we just have to end up shaking our heads when it comes to a lot of the reviews we do…and boy, do we feel sorry for the men that get sucked into crappy sites like this.

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Our Three Month Test: The Results of Using Ulust.com

We ended up spending a total of three months on our Ulust review, and during this time, we sent out a total of 270 e-mails to women that we really hoped weren’t just more Ulust scams out there.

Sadly, it wasn’t pretty.

From those 270 e-mails, we only received a total of 26 responses. Considering we usually want a total of 50% replies at the very least, these results were cringe-worthy at best, and really showed us how bad this site was down to the core.

It just kept being bad.

Not a single woman wanted to actually meet with us, which means, obviously, no hookups. While we were pretty sure from the start that this site would be a waste of time, this cemented it, and really made us want to toss all that wasted time into a blender to hopefully, somehow, grind away our sorrows of having spent so much time here.

Complete Analysis: Why Ulust.com Just Doesn’t Cut It

The moment that we come across a site that is covered in fakes is the moment that we mentally shut off. In the case of Ulust.com, that’s the thing that happened in spades, and really made us want to get off of this site as soon as possible. It’s just never pretty.

Fakes are NOT good.

A lot of sites try to put in fake profiles to pad their numbers, but that just leads to the inevitable downward spiral that is the same with all online dating sites that try to do this. Fake profiles really just aggravate people and nothing more, and that’s why we can’t understand why any site would ever want to put them up on their site.

Ulust does it all over the place.

Literally every single page that we were on, there were ‘promoted’ fake profiles. We’re not even sure what the point is, considering we can’t even contact those people and set up dates with them. It’s just frustrating, and we can only imagine how annoying that would be to people that want to actually get laid on a site like this.

Ulust.com in the News

Knowing a lot about sexual myths can make it that much easier for you to get laid, though it won’t change much on Ulust.com: http://voices.yahoo.com/myths-safe-sex-recommendations-safer-797177.html?cat=41

It can be fun to see how your sex drive compares to the rest of the world, though on sites like Ulust.com, it will probably just be depressing: http://voices.yahoo.com/how-does-sex-life-compare-rest-the-310164.html?cat=41

Our Final Call on How Ulust.com Measured Up

We really aren’t into Ulust.com, and for good reason: it’s just full of fakes. With that in mind, we absolutely won’t recommend it, and we really think that it’s one of those sites that’s better avoided for the rest of the time you’re on the internet. Try anything else.

For example, there are some great sites.

Check out our number one site for sex dating instead, EstablishedMen.com. It’s the best of the best, and has proven consistently to be an amazingly fun site that really does work.

20 Responses to “Ulust.com Review: Why Ulust.com Isn’t a Top Pick for Getting Laid”

  1. Milo Wade

    I can’t believe that I decided to review Ulust.com. The site is the saddest excuse for a hookup site in the world.

  2. Sunny Crow

    I wish that this site was a good comparison site to the big ones, but it really just sucks more than I ever imagined.

  3. Bernie

    I’m always on the lookout for the next scam site, and that’s exactly why I’m investigating Ulust.com starting right now.

  4. Chet Glover

    Is there anybody out there who actually thinks that this site is legit? Because I have got some news for you, buddy.

  5. Evil Raven

    Is there such a thing as a small but good hookup site? This one sucks just like every other one I’ve seen.

  6. Christian Holtzer

    Whoever asked me to test out Ulust.com should do it for themselves because that stupid site totally broke my laptop.

  7. The Orange Ruby Flea

    There really isn’t a rating low enough on the scale to give this site, and I wish I could give it a negative rating.

  8. Williams

    One review that I saw from 2013 said that this site was a great place to hook up with locals, so I have to try.

  9. Tad Altmann

    When I decided to try dating online, I never figured it would be this horrible. I guess I should have known better.

  10. Black Squirrel

    Why do sites like this try to scam you out of your money? I mean, it’s obvious that they’re fake, right?

  11. Kennith Finlay

    When I wanted to review Ulust.com all my friends laughed at me, and now I see why. I didn’t know it was so fake.

  12. Streaming Dugong

    There’s nothing worse in comparison to this site, there just isn’t. I hate it so much I might just die.

  13. Avery

    Does anyone know if Ulust.com is a scam site? It doesn’t seem very good to me at all, but who knows.

  14. Quinton Christopher

    Nobody ever said that this site was legit, so I’m not really sure why I joined in the first place. It was horrible.

  15. The Pluto Evil Torpedo

    Well, it’s a good thing that I wasn’t dead set on the ability of this site to get me laid, or I’d be really upset.

  16. Elvis Cattley

    I guess a person decided to test out Ulust.com a few months ago and got their identity stolen. Surprise surprise.

  17. Tiny Gravy

    Rating this site has been difficult, but only because I don’t know how I could give it a lower ranking than zero.

  18. Andy

    All the review sites from 2013 seem like they were written by the same person, so I have a really tough time trusting them.

  19. Augustus Wilkins

    I don’t want to try online dating ever again after the crappy experience that I had on this site last month.

  20. Ape Pointless

    The reason that sites like this are still around is that people are still gullible enough to fall for them.


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